What are your fake memories of me?

[hertinkness]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a completely made up, fictional memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - but it has to be fake.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up with.

Comments

[cielamara.livejournal.com]

Remember that time that we got together to watch a few episodes of the X-Files and you wandered out to take a bathroom break and intercepted that really hot SWAT team dude coming through the bedroom window? It was SO funny that your neighbor was overheard talking about having a really deadly bong and someone thought he said bomb and the SWAT team got called in and they got the wrong damn house. Man, that was SO weird. It was like something out of the X-Files, yo--especially when we got called in for questioning, and that poor SWAT dude got lost, and we ended up at that really sketchy Dunkin Donuts next to the gas station where everyone says the hookers hang out but really...they're just trannies...

[angry-geologist.livejournal.com]

I swear, I'm never going to look at a pack of sardines the same way again!

[cielamara.livejournal.com]

Oh man, me neither. And he turned me off of Cheetos for LIFE, which is saying something.