Ah, Google

"Hi there! I am The Angry Geologist of the Giant Technical Services Firm, and I'm calling on behalf of an independent oil and gas operator who is looking to purchase water for use in drilling and fracking natural gas wells. Does your water supply company have any they would be interested in selling?"

...

"Oh, this isn't Local Water Company? It's a tennis pro shop? I'm sorry to bother you. Have a good afternoon!"





So, how was your day?